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Afterpants

1. The designated time of the evening in which everyone at the party is no longer wearing pants.

2. A sex bungalo of a DJ on CJMQ 88.9 radio.
Yo brah I was kickin it at this partay and it was all afterpants up in there!

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Dang, that afterpants is a piece of sh*t.
by bazookaradio February 2, 2006
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Morning After Punch

The morning after punch, or MAP, is falcon punching your pregnant girlfriend resulting in a miscarriage, then breaking up with her for losing your baby.
She was annoying, so I had to morning after punch her, and pop her miscarry cherry.
by Joo-Bacca February 11, 2009
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<3Through the afterlife<3

Who can know what comes after death mi todo. If there's nothing but emptiness, so be it I will love you to fill said emptiness. If there is another side, I'll follow you and hold your hand the entire time after we die. I'm struggling to make this rhyme, but like I said till the end of time and beyond the grave- you see my love for you reaches no bounds. In between lives I'm not sure where we'll go, maybe limbo? I don't know where we'll go, but if soul deals are real I'll always choose you to be my lover.
"<3Through the afterlife<3...<3And into the next life m'love"
by OnnieSimpre May 8, 2022
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afterglow

the pride and long sensation you feel in your anus after taking a monster dump.
Donald felt that immense afterglow after taking that huge disgusting dump.
by Yogadouche September 1, 2015
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afterfuck

the second girl of the night you had sex with, as if it was an afterthought.
i had sex with lucy and cindy tonight. cindy was really just an afterfuck though
by dreadtoad January 27, 2010
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Third Degree After Burner

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. You then give the women an enema with a highly flammable alcoholic drink like Bacardi 151, You then ask the women to fart and light it on fire it hits you in the chest like the after burner on a jet aircraft. Except with this one you will probably have Third Degree Burns.
The Third Degree After Burner is extremly hazardous, please do not attempt at home.
by Paul Stuffy October 11, 2006
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after bite

Loren was hungry, so he had an after bite.
by Satch June 13, 2004
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