Simp

A simp is a bloke who loves a chick so hard he'll ditch all his mates for her, even though she ain't puttin' out.

Ole mate won't come party tonight cuz he's too busy simping over that cross legged hoe..

by VeganSausage December 15, 2020

simp

Harish.

Me: Unfortunately, I dreamed that I married Harish.
My friend: but why is that a bad thing?
Me: cuz I can't marry a simp

by simp4ever April 24, 2020

Simp

when u like a person but they don't like u back

the boy is simp because the girl doesn't like him

by MrKofiDaBest August 30, 2020

Simp

A man who will do anything in their power to get laid or to get a girl to like them. This will include; Paying (prostitution), being nice to a certain extent, constantly complimenting them, ditching the bois to hang with the girl.

Jesus Luis, your such a Simp.

by Arinator235 April 5, 2020

Simp

A simp is a male who defends women and prioritizes them over the boys. An example would be the naturally occurring species Keen Hickeyus.

“Yo, can you come over and play Battlefront 2 with the homies tonight?”
“Nah, I’m simping for some random girl at school.”
“HA! You’re a SIMP!”

by McNuggets277 February 25, 2020

Simp

Suckas idolizing mediocre pussy

That man is a SIMP.

by "type name here" May 15, 2020

Simp

A depressed and/or emotional person; a person that is always in their self-conscience feelings.

You are such a simp sometimes

by negus of lyfe March 9, 2018