rubber

1. something that can be found in an ancient land know as school used only to erase the mistakes you've made.
2. something that you use to prevent an accident from happening like you

hey what happened "the rubber broke" what do you mean? "mistakes where made"

by LegHamCheese May 20, 2019

rubber ducky on the back

When a man ejaculates on a woman’s back

Dave: How was it last night?
Bob: I gave her the biggest rubber ducky on the back I could.

by Thebomb3795 April 20, 2018

Rubber band

A name for a condom or cock ring. Condom cuz they are made from rubber and cock ring because it can be used as one.

Do you have a rubber band?

by Faxbois August 29, 2018

rubber tuck

When someone named Landon eats so much toe jam that his mouth feels as if it is covered with rubber and then tucks his tongue to swallow

Hey man I had a bad case of rubber tuck last night

by Terry till so me May 18, 2017

The Rubber Van

A subclass of the 4chan Party Van. It is usually deployed with a crew trained in capturing lunatics and taking them to the nut house aka the Funny Farm.

"Oh, dear, Kimmo's at it again. Has someone called for them to sent The Rubber Van around to collect him?"

"Looks like it's a one-way trip to the nut house in The Rubber Van for him, then!"

by RTM 1963 November 22, 2021

Rubber-burn

When a man fucks a girl, with a condom on, so hard that the condom creates friction with the girl's vagina and causes it to become irritated, like rug-burn

Female 1: How was last night with Kyle?
Female 2: You know, his username isn't Pussydestroyer420 for nothin. He fucked me so hard I got Rubber-burn!
Female 1: Oh shit, you better go put some peanut butter on that shit.

by TittyFucker4KResolution March 1, 2020

Forgotten rubber

A used condom that has been forgotten between the bed and pillow.

Where did I put the rubber. oh well guess I will call it the Forgotten rubber.

by Rbomb04 December 18, 2014