nerd itch

1. The irresistible urge or impulse to do something nerdy. 2. A strong attraction toward or infatuation with a nerd.

// I bought a ticket to Comic-Con because I've been experiencing a bad case of nerd itch.
// I'm not sure why I binged the whole LOTR trilogy in one weekend... I guess I have nerd itch.
// He can put his rabbit in my hat any day... I totally have nerd itch.

by GaryTheGray February 2, 2021

vintage nerd

A Vintage Nerd is an old school nerd predating video games and computers.

Mom "I'm a nerd". Son "You're not a nerd, you don't know anything about video games or computers". Mom "that's because I'm a vintage nerd, I've been a nerd long before video games and computers."

by SunnyKitten March 18, 2015

E-Nerd

A person who is on the internet often, is defined as an E-Nerd.

Is also defined by being addicted to Tumblr.

Josh: Where is Allison?
Mike: She's at home, browsing the internet.

Josh: What an E-Nerd.

by allisaurussrex November 7, 2011

couch nerd

Anyone over the age of 15 who's only ambition in life is to play video games. Especially online, muliplayer, games like HALO and Black ops.

"My brother and his friend's are such couch nerds!" The only time they stop playing Black ops is to go to the bathroom or to get more Cheetos.

by Powr Botm 217 February 18, 2013

Nerd-Picking

The same as Nit-Picking but what nerds do with beloved franchise sequels/prequels.

"Han shot first! Greedo never fired! And he missed from two feet away!"
"Dude you're nerd-picking!"

by aobcd8663 May 27, 2015

nerd load

indicates three or more pens in the breast pocket of one's shirt

If you need a pen go to Andy; he's always rocking a nerd load.

by J. A. S. May 15, 2007

nerd shit

The minutiae or fine details of a project or complex task needed for polish, but not to establish the high concept. Often used from the perspective of someone in a stance of authority in the project.

We worked out the foundations for the program, but I'm leaving the Nerd Shit to marketing. It's what they're there for.

by Psiko May 16, 2018