hoya bus driver

When you are raped by a bus driver

More specifically a middle school one

Tom the bus driver: Shall we go faster?
Steven: Hoya bus driver

by Brotitoterd April 23, 2017

uninvited driver

Any driver on the road who is first at either a stop sign or a traffic signal, and when given the right of way, just sits and waits for either the road to be clear of all traffic before making the turn, or until another driver behind him "invites" him to make the turn by sounding the horn.

Cars are piling up behind that fucking uninvited driver!!

by DecemberTwentynine September 24, 2017

Boober driver

A person who gives free rides to his/her friends.

When my friends say "let's take your car", I feel like a boober driver.

by Kenoman October 20, 2017

Black belt driver

Someone who has years of driving experience and has never had a car accident. Very experienced driver.

Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.

Did you see how that guy avoided that car accident so quickly?! He’s totally a black belt driver!!

This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!

by Pipperoo October 14, 2017

Truck Driver

A man who can back out without losing his load

Girl: “Why did you blow in me?”

Guy: “I lose my load everytime I go to backout, I’m not a very good truck driver”

by Dylan Arnold October 27, 2017

glorified taxi driver

A another name for airline pilots but not offensive.

Hey airline companies how many glorified taxi drivers do you employ.

by Kuehlstein December 2, 2017

Just the Bus Driver

The phrase for someone who jumps into conversations at the wrong time

Eh, it happens, I’m just the bus driver.

by Firefaul December 7, 2017