The Pynchon Window

Experiencing the past, present, and future at the same time.
“The Pynchon Window,” Clara muttered. Looking past the plate glass and into the once-bustling streets, now vacant the faces, footfalls, and soft sweat of the day.

“What was that dear?” Replied her husband, sorting his cards.

‘What was always so important about those cards?’ She wondered briefly, turning back out to the last passage of dusk.

“Just something a friend told me. ‘Once you go out looking for one thing, and you’re late to realize it already passed you by.’ And the whole point of it is... there you were, just being there the whole time. With that window.”

Peabody’s?”

“Pynchon’s. I liked the name, like some old world steakhouse of nondescript national origin”
by IamGravity'sRainbow September 30, 2020
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complacency window

The time just after you score a goal in FIFA when you are more susceptible to an equaliser or another goal being scored against you as you are a) suffering from hubris b) you aren't concentrating very hard.
1: I can't believe you just got a goal back.
2: that's the complacency window mate.
1: it's not fair when you have Ronaldo
by Wordman30001 October 07, 2013
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Windows Vista

The best operating system, a perfect combination of Windows xp and Windows 7, all in a delightfully aesthetic and beautiful theme known as aero glass. Windows Vista has extreme multimedia features, although you may want to install a secondary media player in case certain encoding types don't work. Windows Vista's hardware selection with supported drivers may be low, but if you can acquire a stable setup to use it on, it's a blast and perfectly snappy.
"I just installed Windows Vista on my computer, no wonder it's shit."
"have you tried installing it on an actually capable machine?"
"no-"
"try doing that first before you say it's shit then, bitch."
"damn aight, aight."
by GamerGirlAbakas February 11, 2022
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Windows Vista

The operating system by Microsoft Corporation that was the successor to Windows XP released in 2007 that had a bad reputation.
I will upgrade from Windows XP to Windows Vista.
by JannRickles March 15, 2021
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Windows Vista

A gift that was from the gods Microsoft. Windows Vista was the best OS.
Windows 7: Why can’t I be cool like my older bro Windows Vista? :(
by NUBBYNUB December 15, 2018
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wiggle window

Another word for boob or cleavage window, a cutout at the center of a top that reveals the cleavage. Comes from the idea of sticking your hand through the opening and wiggling the boobs.
Alex: My new maid outfit just arrived!!
Emily: OMG! The one with the wiggle window?
Alex: Yes, it's great
by Botty Wotty June 29, 2021
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Dick window

A person who is missing their front 4 teeth, on the top and bottom row to allow a dick to enter.
Hey you want to go downtown and find a crackhead with a Dick Window?
by Big_nick357 December 19, 2015
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