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milf card

A tiktok trend meaning that they will give whoever a free pass to be with a milf
I got Lynsey pregnant she gave me a milf card!
by pussy ass hoe <3 April 26, 2021
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milf

"i just wanna say...milf"
by peanutmastersupreme June 4, 2024
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Hockey mom milf

Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.
Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??

Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.
by Jyzhockey December 3, 2018
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milf

milf stands for “mother id like to fuck”
really just a hot middle aged lady
(even if ur not sexually attracted to milfs u can still recognize their milfness)
“wow look at that milf go! she looks great for her age”
by cat girl milf luvr December 25, 2020
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MILF

Fadilah's mom
YO SHE IS A MILF
by Jaxk_45 December 7, 2021
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Big momma milf

Big momma milf will fuck you hard as shit your dick will fall of but one down fall is that she only likes small and medium size dick and they only like whites and asians
Look it's big momma milf she's so hot and busty let's go get her
by Tarry66 January 14, 2020
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Milf

Damn Rosa is so hot total milf
by Laito February 7, 2023
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