The Texas Flop

The harsh thud of a massive penis when flopped down onto another person’s face. Enough force to leave bruises. Everything’s bigger in Texas.

Rachel looked up in time to see Trey’s long schlong coming towards her face. This was her first time experiencing The Texas Flop.

by Dapone September 30, 2019

Flop

Stuart Far1ntosh

"Hey Stuart wanna hang?"
"Yeah sure I'll see you later"
*later*
"Hey buddy what time you stopping by?"
"Actually the way my bank account is set up.."
"You're such a flop"

by itsal3xb1tch May 19, 2018

flop

katy perry's latest (and failing) album campaign/era, witness.

"this is so tragic and such a flop oh my god"

"are you listening to katy perry's new album again?"

by Naturally Honest December 30, 2017

FLOP

The type of guy to act cool and tough while actually coming across like a total lame ass.

Some fucking guy: "Hey, have you seen that show Mad Men?"
FLOP: "Lol bruh. Miss me with that gay shit!"
Some fucking guy: "Stfu Steven! You're being a flop ass bitch. You don't talk like that!"

by assrocky November 16, 2020

Flop

Ahmed

Ahmed is a flop artist

by Zak Bagens March 9, 2020

flop

me

i am a flop x

by iamaflopx March 19, 2020

granddad flop

when you have an iron deficiency and your cat escapes from the living room so you get out of your chair to get her but midway through the corridor your deficiency kicks in and your brain feels funny and your sight goes dark and you fall to the floor in a granddad fashion.... by that I mean you fall to the ground hella slowly and just lie there.

I'm ashamed to admit

"yoo Jessica got up but like she did the granddad flop thingy duuudeee. it was soo funny mannn"

by lYDia THe steGoSAurUS May 13, 2020