carl the shark

carl the shark is the smallest shark in the world he lives under the smallest pebble in the ocean so good luck finding him, but if you do you will never want to touch him. his mouth can open to the size of the largest living thing.

carl the shark will absolutely destroy you

by carl the squirrel December 2, 2020

Carl Sagan

Sexiest man to walk the earth.

Carl Sagan gets my dick rock hard

by Adachi_SD January 30, 2022

Carl

Like its counterpart, Carl is meant to represent the stereotypical name associated with rude, obnoxious and insufferable middle aged white men.

Carl thinks that the world is supposed to revolve around how he feels. His entitled attitude will leave you beyond speechless. They are usually older white men who might drive a minivan and makes up for his loss of testosterone by taking his anger out on random people.

by Dnttrdonme June 28, 2020

Carl TheRapist

The Therapist named Carl. He's a bit creepy. He wants to get in your head and your pants. You can't trust him.

"that was the creepiest Carl ever."
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"

by Read it! July 9, 2025

Carl

Can be annoying but is kind and funny she can be a little boi sometimes but keep her around.

Carl is my best friend

by little boiiii March 5, 2019

Carl

Carl has a HUGE weiner and everyone gives him free super soaker gawk gawk.

Carl "hey, whats up?"
girl with big rack "imma give you that gawk gawk"

by Every Girl ever In illinois January 20, 2021

Carl

Carl is god. He created the universe. He created you. Why support stinky Jesus when you can stan Very Cool and Unique Carl. Elijah Daniel rose Carl from the grave. Everyone say thank you Elijah! Carl is the answer to all your problems. All you gotta do is sacrifice your first born child to Carl and then Carl will always be with you. Praise Carl.

Don’t worry Carl! My first born child is a hettie. I don’t want him anyways.

by carlstannie69 September 1, 2019