two zeros

generally defined as wheels on a car. Two zeros, four zeros - motor bike (not garage racing).

{ Bruv one: Yo homes, nice ride essai.
Colgate guy: yer blud, got myself a new whip, got nos, suspenison, dual exaust, combustion engine, turbo.
Bruv two: shit you got all that stashed on two zeros?
Colgate: playa, you saying i lying, i outta kirb you and do my dirty business in your mouth.
Bruv: basse me coulo, bendicko.
Colgate guy: shiny whites; my days, draw for d' b-bat, crack, you aint wise cracking now 4 ball.

by Robert H March 20, 2006

zero

best person ever created. screen name to somebody on Team Artail. Ish going out with KumieGirl331.

Have you met zero yet he's an awesome person!

by Kumie December 28, 2005

zero hour

when you wake up in the middle of the night from a bad nightmare

Dang! Now, this is the zero hour

by jerk October 5, 2003

Croatian children of zero9ine

Croatian children of zero9ine often employed for manual labor to manufacture cheap house-hold white goods and sausages.

Once the sausages are produced they more than likely become the sausages.
Dan: "Where did you get that washing machine.. its making a lot of noise, looks kinda cheap too?"

Jan: "I bought it from K-Mart.. Its made in Croatia, by Croatian children of zero9ine

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Jan: "These sausages taste wierd.."

Dan: "What do you expect, they are made by the Croatian children of zero9ine, and once they've produced the sausages they climb into the machine and get mashed up into the sausages"

by Idontlikecroatianpigs February 20, 2011

zero tolerance

1. What Cuong has

1. Cuong has zero tolerance.

by FGW.Chavo September 16, 2003

sub zero carl

freeze a piece of shit to use for sexual play.

Before an erotic night of passion, take a dump and place in the freezer until frozen solid. Place on your lover's chest and titty fuck them! Now you have a sub zero carl!

by Joshy Boy and Keeb December 26, 2008

Zero

The best guy to play any q3 mod

zero is leet

by shawn July 12, 2003