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zach is very artistic and funny. he can be very shy when you meet him at first but, when you get to know him is very very crazy. he often will tell people random jokes and is the type of person to go up to some random person and ask them to marry him with a ring pop. zach rarely falls in love so if he likes you, shoot your shot now before you dont have a chance. I think we all deserve a zach in our life.
person 1: Omg did you see what zach did today?
person 2: yeah he went up to some random girl and asked her to marry him with a ring pop!
by jayla <3 March 9, 2022
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Trash can of a human and a terrible influence on everyone. He pawned all of his rings at the pawn shop - but at least he has good hair.
Zach where are all your rings! You must have pawned them.
by Cowboy Ken March 12, 2022
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the finnest man on planet earth. Hes always there for you when you need him, always happy to help, and you may never see him be mad. Hes got a warm heart, a loving soul, and a playful personality. He always cares about the small and big things and never fails to make you feel wanted. We love zach.
hey you know that guy Zach? Yeah hes really cool and not to mention hot.
by ijijiokk March 15, 2022
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A person who’s about 5’10 and gets no bitches. Quite scared to tell his peers about his homosexuality but everyone knows anyway. The type of guy you hang around just because he’s so ugly he makes you look 100x better than you already do
He’s just the universal fag that likes dick in his bum
by Yourz Truly - god March 20, 2022
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a smart, cute and hilarious person he can make you smile when you think you are going to cry he can make you laugh and smile he is an amazing friend and don’t know how you can live with out him. A week with out him can make you feel sad and lonely he knows what to see in girls can fix any problems you have with other people and there is no way you don’t love him already
zach is so funny
by teamwheel March 21, 2022
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That one Bitch who smokes pot, hangs out with people, but has a horrendous past.
The one who fucking devours the people in his path, and will not stop, until he has devoured them all.
Boy 1: so have you seen him
Boy 2: Seen who?
boy 72: the black man.
boy 3: Oh Zach
by Jackson Wardrobe March 27, 2022
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Not 🅿️
Zach isn’t 🅿️
by Cass🧚🏻 January 23, 2022
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