Zakism

Its where you hate or think everyone arround you is a horrible fucking person you hate everyone besides your cousin your 2 best friends and your partner

"Yeah I wanna stop being your friend. I belive in Zakism and im a zakist now."
"What the fuck is that??? A religion??"
"No its a social change, Idiot."

by Zakiisjustbetter May 7, 2024

Zakwaning

When you whiff all the magazines on your phantom.

(misses all 3 phantom magazines)

Me: Guys i'm Zakwaning

by Ashley0671 May 27, 2024

Zakari

A man with a 10 incher
Automatically has 10 inches plus and knows how to satisfy women
He definitely gets lots of money and love older women especially Milfs

Hellow zakari how are you

by anonymous June 2, 2024

zakai hathaway

to simply put it this man is the best wrestler ever he has the fattest cock youll ever see he is the most gorgeous dude youll see all the ladies love him hes my pookster sugar wugar cuddle bear (braedan hillman)

zakai hathaway is daddy

by @your.gfs_baby.d June 7, 2024

Zakinator

When a man sucks another man’s balls from the back for blow cause he’s broke

Bubba had to give out a zakinator cause he spent his weekly check on blow already

by Bubbahater#1 June 17, 2024

Zakinator

When a man sucks another man’s balls from the back for blow cause he’s broke

Bubba had to give out a zakinator cause he spent his weekly check on blow already

by Bubbahater#1 June 17, 2024

Zakat money

A little amount of money.

Typically used when a sum of money seems high to others but isn’t a big deal to you.

Islamic version of “pocket change”.

- Friend: How much was that laptop?
- Me: Around 2000$.
- Friend: Wow! That’s a lot of money.
- Me: Nah, that’s zakat money.

by Volto10 March 10, 2024