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fuck me yourself you coward

a perfect way to deflect someone saying "fuck you!"
person1: FUCK YOU
person2: FUCK ME YOURSELF YOU COWARD!
by sampam January 13, 2023
mugGet the fuck me yourself you cowardmug.

get yourself a man from congo

Yeah, I just found out the average size of a dick in South Korea is 3.8, in America 5, and JESUS CHRIST in Congo it is 7.6. Damn Marry, get yourself a man from Congo.
by duck_off January 26, 2017
mugGet the get yourself a man from congomug.

Don't make yourself the crazy goat!

Don't make your self the crazy goat!
It means don't try to look like you don't know something or you are trying to avoid any responsability
Man 1: Hey you! Gimme my money
Man 2: Are you talking to make? (Starts looking around and suspicious)
Man 1: Don't make yourself the crazy goat!
by Ismall December 26, 2022
mugGet the Don't make yourself the crazy goat!mug.

national get yourself flowers day

March 21st Get yourself some flowers you do more than you give yourself credit for, forget those who don’t recognize it I am and I’m proud of you
by Toxic.cookie August 29, 2022
mugGet the national get yourself flowers daymug.

December 16 Love yourself day

you need some self-love to boast you up. Go shopping by yourself or do what makes you happy. Tbh you should love yourself everyday. Give yourself some compliments right now. Just a reminder: don’t harm yourself, you’re beautiful and perfect. Keep doing what makes you you and makes you happy, ily with all my heart.
Girl: Its December 16th, it’s “Love yourself day

-goes to mirror-

Girl: “You’re stunning, beautiful, confident, hot, worthy, funny, and amazing.”
December 16 Love yourself day
by million dollar puthay December 6, 2020
mugGet the December 16 Love yourself daymug.

Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood

The thing that your friend will always remember
“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”
by LZ22 October 17, 2019
mugGet the Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Bloodmug.
expression that usually is a retort to a "how about you" question
"How about you sell your house?"
"How about you go fuck yourself."
by Jordster June 14, 2014
mugGet the how about you go fuck yourselfmug.

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