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Incognito window 

the porn window for Google chrome, let's you go on any site without having to erase your browsing history.
incognito window doesn't affect the behavior of other people, servers, or software. Be wary of:
Websites that collect or share information about you
Internet service providers or employers that track the pages you visit
Malicious software that tracks your keystrokes in exchange for free smileys
Surveillance by secret agents
People standing behind you
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window shopper 

People that browse expensive stores and never buy anything. A new song by 50 cent - window shopper.
Nigga youse a window shopper
Mad at me, I think I know why
Nigga youse a window shopper
In the jewelry store lookin' at shit you can't buy
Nigga youse a window shopper
In the dealership tryna get a test drive
Nigga youse a window shopper
Mad as fuck when you see me ride by
window shopper by oldschool rosendahl December 25, 2005

Window witch

Woman at doctor's office who slides the glass window closed and doesn't have the doctor call you back.
The window witch said I did not have an appointment
Window witch by Krissy October 30, 2015

Magic Window 

When one is getting his female partner, from behind, start to slow down, and have one of your buddies sneak in the room and take over (this must be done whith out the girl knowing the switch). You sneak out of the room and walk outside to the window closet to where you were banging her, get her attention, and then she will relize she's not having intercourse with you anymore, and usually flip out.
My friend and I tricked a girl in Cancun with The Magic Window.
Magic Window by Charles Evans October 26, 2007

window to weight gain 

When the paper wrapping around a fatty item of food (traditionally, a fish-based item such as fish and chips or a fish sandwich) turns translucent due to having absorbed a large amount of grease.
"If you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain."
window to weight gain by Zerotime January 22, 2009

through the window

Fuck no.

Russian "through the window" is v okno, when spoken sounds like fuck no.
Bob, do you want to go to the happy hour? Through the window.
through the window by bob March 5, 2004

windowmeth 

1. The page you found when you went to search for meth without deleting your search for window

2. Probably the name of a metalcore band
1.

Person 1: Yo fam u want some windowmeth
Person 2: wtf
Person 1: oh shit sorry I was searching for windows for my shed and went to search for meth without deleting my search for windows
Person 2: you're talking to me irl

Person 1: fuck

2.

Person 1: Do you listen to Windowmeth?
Person 2: Yeah I love their sick grooves, damn I love being an edgy teenager who thinks he's hardcore but can't stand Meshuggah or Dillinger
windowmeth by MMR_LM February 16, 2018