The William Tell

A sexual act in which a man starts playing the final part of the William Tell Overture and must have sex with his woman to the beat of the song. If he can go the entire time before he ejaculates then he wins.

A variant of the William Tell is the man plays the final and he must catch his girl and screw her before the song is over.

A: Guy 1: I did the William Tell with my wife the other night.

Guy2: Did you win?

Guy 1: Nah, I blew my wad with about 10 seconds left.

B: I put on the finale of the William Tell overture. My wife knew what was coming and she tried to run away. I caught her and fucked her before the song was over though so I won.

by BananaCabbage August 27, 2012

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william pifer

most handsome guy ever like literally, and he’s super sweet :), and will always have my heart

me: your gay

him: only for you :)
william pifer is gay for me

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William Beckett

Gabe Saporta's boyfriend.

Fangirl 1: Don't you love William Beckett?

Fangirl 2: He's amazing. And omfg Gabilliam is best pairing ever. It's real, like the Summer Of Like

by George "Ryan" Ross III January 8, 2012

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Robbie Williams

PHWOAR~! Only the sexiest man alive~! Age 33 (as of 13th Feb 2007) and absolutely gorgey~! Songs of his that spring to mind include.. SEXED UP, COME UNDONE, FEEL, SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL... etc.

Me to Robbie Williams:

Come Undone and let me Feel Something Beautiful, Rob...

I'm so Sexed Up, and i'll have No Regrets, if you Let Me Entertain You tonight, Angel... I'll make you a Better Man.

by EMMLEE December 12, 2008

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