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The William Tell

A sexual act in which a man starts playing the final part of the William Tell Overture and must have sex with his woman to the beat of the song. If he can go the entire time before he ejaculates then he wins.

A variant of the William Tell is the man plays the final and he must catch his girl and screw her before the song is over.
A: Guy 1: I did the William Tell with my wife the other night.

Guy2: Did you win?

Guy 1: Nah, I blew my wad with about 10 seconds left.

B: I put on the finale of the William Tell overture. My wife knew what was coming and she tried to run away. I caught her and fucked her before the song was over though so I won.
by BananaCabbage August 27, 2012
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William Taft

A drink consisting of:

- 1/4 water
- 1/4 vodka
- 1/4 whiskey
- 1/4 light beer (for body -- bud light preferred)
- splash of gin
- one ice cube
Snowflake asked for a William Taft, and I made him a fucking William Taft.
by Chris Elsasser January 1, 2012
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William Beckett

Gabe Saporta's boyfriend.
Fangirl 1: Don't you love William Beckett?

Fangirl 2: He's amazing. And omfg Gabilliam is best pairing ever. It's real, like the Summer Of Like
by George "Ryan" Ross III January 8, 2012
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Robbie Williams

PHWOAR~! Only the sexiest man alive~! Age 33 (as of 13th Feb 2007) and absolutely gorgey~! Songs of his that spring to mind include.. SEXED UP, COME UNDONE, FEEL, SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL... etc.
Me to Robbie Williams:

Come Undone and let me Feel Something Beautiful, Rob...

I'm so Sexed Up, and i'll have No Regrets, if you Let Me Entertain You tonight, Angel... I'll make you a Better Man.
by EMMLEE December 12, 2008
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William J.

A person who has the most amazing soul and she has fallen deep in love with him, only for it to grow more and more. he is the most wonderful person with a generous heart and a magical touch which will soothes her heart. he's the reason for her to open her eyes and the reason she is choses not to. In her eyes he is the most unbelievable person, caring, understanding, and generous. He is the most stunning person she has seen, with everything a angel exhibits. He's charming, sensitive and a wonderful advisor who has a gift for curing the one of the most deadliest diseases, fear. he cure fear with his love and replaces it with strength and courage. he is her sunrise and sunset. He's the love that she breathes.
Some may say love is dream, but love is is a dream living in reality... her dream is William J.
by PDque June 8, 2010
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William Mulholland

A self-taught Irish American civil engineer who was responsible for building the infrastructure to provide a water supply that allowed Los Angeles to grow into the largest city in California, which, since has been steadily transforming into Turdistan, where homeless people are firing their turdcannons on the streets, because they have no legit place for unloading their turdcannons
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021
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Cooper Williams

Beau: “1 outs cunt”

Bailey: “no you’ll cave me”

Beau: “Don’t be such a cooper Williams, cunt.”
by cooperisabitchboyxx December 29, 2018
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