Garbronzo the warrior fish is a mighty betta fish that can kill a dyslexic bear. He's hecka sexy and gets all the girl fish.
by chexmaster49 October 21, 2019
Get the Garbronzo the warrior fishmug. A one game warrior is someone who is only good at one game and brags about how much better they are even though they are only good at one game and lose to you in all the rest
by 47Slabside February 23, 2022
Get the One game warriormug. Person who, typically while driving, calls 911 for someone minding their own business on the side of the road typically asleep. See also cell phone hero.
by Walker00791 August 16, 2017
Get the cell phone warriormug. A text chat warrior is a version/subspecies of a keyboard warrior. Not all Text Chat Warriors are racist, neckbeards, but they still have the toxic personality of it. You can see them browsing 4chan, 8kun, and wizardchan, searching for the perfect argument to partake in.
Some of these warriors even have their own places to lurk in, like the SCPwiki.
And sometimes they utilize other social media(s), where they can stalk their celebrity of choice (although this behaviour is seen more in simps).
Some of the obvious pass-times of a Text Chat Warrior include:
Editing random Wikipedia articles so that they include false or misleading information,
Looking up random conspiracy theories and beliving them,
Spamming /b/ and /r9k/ with random pictures,
Replying with "Sauce?" on every /h/ and /d/ thread,
Starting arguments about random things in the hope of making the other person annoyed,
Doxxing 5 year olds who ruin their K/D on cs1.6,
Scamming people for 15gp on Runescape.
Some of these warriors even have their own places to lurk in, like the SCPwiki.
And sometimes they utilize other social media(s), where they can stalk their celebrity of choice (although this behaviour is seen more in simps).
Some of the obvious pass-times of a Text Chat Warrior include:
Editing random Wikipedia articles so that they include false or misleading information,
Looking up random conspiracy theories and beliving them,
Spamming /b/ and /r9k/ with random pictures,
Replying with "Sauce?" on every /h/ and /d/ thread,
Starting arguments about random things in the hope of making the other person annoyed,
Doxxing 5 year olds who ruin their K/D on cs1.6,
Scamming people for 15gp on Runescape.
Tim: Don't talk to Darran online, he is a Text Chat Warrior.
Darren: I am going to edit the Wikipedia article about "Electrical disruptions caused by squirrels".
Tim: Won't that get you banned?
Darren: If it does then I will spam them with my 15 burner emails and utilize my elite hacker skills in python to DDOS them.
Darren: I am going to edit the Wikipedia article about "Electrical disruptions caused by squirrels".
Tim: Won't that get you banned?
Darren: If it does then I will spam them with my 15 burner emails and utilize my elite hacker skills in python to DDOS them.
by British fooker May 8, 2020
Get the Text Chat Warriormug. 1. (noun) An indivdual whose dance moves consist primarily of kicks and punches. (Generally used to describe goths.)
by blizack November 27, 2002
Get the Kung Fu Warriormug. When a dude pops a girl's cherry, and her blood is on his penis, he removes it from her vagina and proceeds to make streaks on her face much like native americans paint their faces before war. (bonus points for poking her in the eye in the process).
When Christina decided to let Arjun steal her virginity, he begged her to rub his penis all over her face to give her a warrior's first blood.
by chrismyers July 11, 2007
Get the warrior's first bloodmug. 1. a general asshole that loves nothing more than to piss you off.
2. a guy/gal that totally reeks of shit, constantly.
2. a guy/gal that totally reeks of shit, constantly.
1. "shut the fuck up yo upoo stain warrior"
2. "dude, you fucking stink! have you joined the poo stain warriors or what?"
2. "dude, you fucking stink! have you joined the poo stain warriors or what?"
by ducky3010 August 2, 2006
Get the poo stain warriormug.