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Ballsack wasted

The act of getting so shitfaced that you blackout and puke and are hungover for two days. When this level of drunk is achieved then usually it is followed by a period of swamp-ass and ball-sweat the next day.
Carl: Dude you didn't wake up till 2PM today?
Dave: I know man I was so ballsack wasted last night.
by drunkpunk222 July 29, 2016
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another way of telling someone they are an ***hole or that they have one and it is coveted
lesbian:
i covet your energy healing waste managing reservoir, but i am in heaven.

lesbemen:
you are heavenly. pick my energy healing waste managing reservoir.

lesbian:
how can i covet what i already have now.

lesbemen:
pick it.
by mc ski motts the sauceman July 18, 2016
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Soup wasted

When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into some homemade soup without telling you and the next thing you know, you are face down in your bowl.
Mom: How’s that soup Shanda?
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!
by Papford September 29, 2021
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waste of time

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx November 7, 2019
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Wasted Years

1. A kick ass tune by Iron Maiden with one of the best guitar solos in history, although Aces High beats Wasted Years by a miniscule.

2. Me and my ex
1. "You ever heard of this banger of a tune called Wasted Years? It has a fucking good guitar solo.

"Nah but I'll give it a listen"

"Nice Nice"

2. My ex wasted years of my life only to end the relationship for petty reasons which could've been easily sorted. I once said those were the best years of my life, but now I can't say the same as I no longer treasure those moments.
by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022
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willow girl wasted

the act of getting so shitfaced that you make out with a boy you like and puke then continue to make out afterwards
person 1: “let’s get willow girl wasted tonight!”
person 2: “no thanks, last time you did that, you ended up puking on your crushes lap”
by tightbussyprincess123 October 7, 2023
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Waste Cattie

Waste Cattie (noun, slang) – A Toronto slang term, originating from the Rexdale area, used to describe a woman who is unattractive, immature, or lacks self-respect. Often used in a dismissive or mocking tone, waste cattie refers to someone who engages in drama, seeks clout, or carries herself in a way that diminishes her value. Deeply rooted in Toronto’s urban slang, with strong Caribbean influences, the term has spread beyond the city, becoming a staple in local and international street culture.
“She’s always in drama, chasing clout, and moving messy—certified waste cattie.”
by Aladdón February 11, 2025
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