The act of getting so shitfaced that you blackout and puke and are hungover for two days. When this level of drunk is achieved then usually it is followed by a period of swamp-ass and ball-sweat the next day.
by drunkpunk222 July 29, 2016

lesbian:
i covet your energy healing waste managing reservoir, but i am in heaven.
lesbemen:
you are heavenly. pick my energy healing waste managing reservoir.
lesbian:
how can i covet what i already have now.
lesbemen:
pick it.
i covet your energy healing waste managing reservoir, but i am in heaven.
lesbemen:
you are heavenly. pick my energy healing waste managing reservoir.
lesbian:
how can i covet what i already have now.
lesbemen:
pick it.
by mc ski motts the sauceman July 18, 2016

When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into some homemade soup without telling you and the next thing you know, you are face down in your bowl.
Mom: How’s that soup Shanda?
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!
by Papford September 29, 2021

1. A kick ass tune by Iron Maiden with one of the best guitar solos in history, although Aces High beats Wasted Years by a miniscule.
2. Me and my ex
2. Me and my ex
1. "You ever heard of this banger of a tune called Wasted Years? It has a fucking good guitar solo.
"Nah but I'll give it a listen"
"Nice Nice"
2. My ex wasted years of my life only to end the relationship for petty reasons which could've been easily sorted. I once said those were the best years of my life, but now I can't say the same as I no longer treasure those moments.
"Nah but I'll give it a listen"
"Nice Nice"
2. My ex wasted years of my life only to end the relationship for petty reasons which could've been easily sorted. I once said those were the best years of my life, but now I can't say the same as I no longer treasure those moments.
by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022

the act of getting so shitfaced that you make out with a boy you like and puke then continue to make out afterwards
person 1: “let’s get willow girl wasted tonight!”
person 2: “no thanks, last time you did that, you ended up puking on your crushes lap”
person 2: “no thanks, last time you did that, you ended up puking on your crushes lap”
by tightbussyprincess123 October 7, 2023

Waste Cattie (noun, slang) – A Toronto slang term, originating from the Rexdale area, used to describe a woman who is unattractive, immature, or lacks self-respect. Often used in a dismissive or mocking tone, waste cattie refers to someone who engages in drama, seeks clout, or carries herself in a way that diminishes her value. Deeply rooted in Toronto’s urban slang, with strong Caribbean influences, the term has spread beyond the city, becoming a staple in local and international street culture.
by Aladdón February 11, 2025
