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waking up pregnant

when a person gets unbelievably drunk that its inevitable they will wake up pregnant, funnier when used on guys
Mike had 4 long islands and 2 mind erasers last night that betch is definately waking up pregnant.
by preggoleggo June 11, 2011
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Walking cornflake

A really really ugly person, usually ginger, that their face looks like a cornflake e.g. its all lumpy

and they can walk because they have legs
yo man check out craig over there" "yea man hes a total walking cornflake
by WxL November 24, 2011
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Walking Snuffleupagus

When you take a man and turn him upside down placing his legs over your shoulders placing his penis above your chin like a snuffleupagus- Hence the Name Walking Snuffleupagus.

This is great for Charades
snuffleupaguswalking snuffleupagussnuffywalking snuffy
by Dr Blumpy JD Fogbank June 24, 2011
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Washington Orange

Rainier (or other Washington State brewed beer) in combination with Orange Crush (or Fanta), traditionally enjoyed, inadvisably, at work.

Usually two parts beer, one part soda, or to taste.
I'm done with my projects for the day, how about we get some Washington Oranges?

"We had an easy afternoon, we mostly spent it 'crushing oranges'"
by TheOrangeCrusher February 1, 2013
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walking bag of hormones

A walking bag of hormones is basically somebody, a teenager more specifically, who has lots of hormones going on.
A teenager is a walking bag of hormones.
by xxSpyxx February 5, 2014
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washington window washer

When you cum on a girls face then wipe it off with a one dollar bill thus known as a washington window washer
My girl needed her face washed so i gave her a washington window washer
by team anal May 5, 2014
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Wanking wizard

Somebody who is so good at masturbating that the can cum whenever they wish, weather it be later or sooner
You wanking wizard you, you always have time for a quick one.
by Blumchuck January 12, 2015
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