walmart jesus

also called low-bar jesus

noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).

"he always changes the baby, hes the best father."
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"

by georgia011 June 9, 2022

WALMART!

that one thing Jake Paul screamed once

Jake Paul: WALMART!

by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022

walmart vest

a homoerotic wardrobe staple of Walmart employees. typically accessorized with pins and patches to give shoppers a false sense of approachability. sometimes the back is bedazzled to say “daddy’s little slutbag” in rhinestones, but not always.

person 1: “man, did you see ailee’s walmart vest?”
person 2: “yeah, it’s so y2k thrift store chic!”

by streborarella June 16, 2022

Walmart walnut

When you nut on someone in a Walmart

Person 1: yo dude did you here how Craig got fired last week?

Person 2: yeah apparently he gave a Walmart walnut to the bosses sister.

by Shin Tsukimi July 14, 2022

Walmart Comedy

Any laugh that you might enjoy via the Walmart website.

I hope to see some funny T-Shirts and reading material on Walmart comedy.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Walmart stores

Any Walmart.

I need to get Some Chick-Fil-A sauce at one of the Walmart stores.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Walmart.com

The normal Walmart store is tame. But then there is Walmart.com. its known famously for having an among us fnaf security breach bootleg plushies. Also known for having other overpriced bootlegs.

Damn bro where did you buy that? From Walmart.com?

by Purple_Tomato July 27, 2022