a vampire is someone who used to be a person but then a vampire fed them there blood then killed them and waited for them to wake up so that they could feed off human blood in order to complete the process
by vampirediaries123 October 31, 2020
Get the vampiremug. It’s when on ur birthday u stay locked in ur room and watch bratty sis Emily Willis and just jack off for the whole 24 hours or a week in the dark no sunlight just jerking
by Bigger cock man May 13, 2022
Get the Dirty Vampiremug. An used tampon that, when put into boiling water, makes it bloody, terefore making it good source of food for vampires
A: You really prefer vampires over werewolfs? Are you insane? Werewolfs are fluffy, soft and hot and don't need to harm you to survive.
B: But vampires are handsome.
A: They are gross! Havn't you hear of vampire tea?!?!?!
B: But vampires are handsome.
A: They are gross! Havn't you hear of vampire tea?!?!?!
by Opso Opos April 26, 2021
Get the Vampire teamug. Tom: “I met this girl last night who was so coked out she didn’t go to sleep until 8 in the morning! What an LA Vampire!”
by RickiAwful March 3, 2022
Get the LA vampiremug. by Alexzaf May 9, 2023
Get the vampiric essencemug. A toad vampire is a person who is likely to be swearing at girls using the phrase ''shut the fuck up'' considering himself a king and the king of games in which makes him the loser of all games and low self of steem mostly a man with a small doodle , smaller then all the other boys who have been inside of puchero and dumped a bag of dumb nuts off and left her selfless and recklessly in danger of people around her
Girl : Did you see that guy the other night trying to hit on that girl and got shut down cause she could tell he had something wrong with him , so the guy and his autistic friend decided to play games which was very out of fashion for Nike shoes at the time in his psychedelic form of retardation.
Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019
Get the Toad vampiremug. The boy looks at picture of a sexy vampire chick with her boobs out and having his imagination and stroking himself while he feels the stimulation in is penis. As soon as he Ejaculates, he has finished feeling the power of the sexy Vampire Chick.
Masturbating Pictures of a Hot Vampire Chick with at least a pair of her boobs out with no shame in her. Power with a feeling of Virtual Vampire Chick
by LonelyVampire July 9, 2019
Get the Power with a feeling of Virtual Vampire Chickmug.