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Vampire

Someone who wants to suck your balls dry
That vampire gonna suck your fucking balls dry
by anonymous December 23, 2022
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Vampire

A blood sucking humanoid creature hell bent on destroying mankind. They are not lovers they are murders. Don’t let Hollywood fool you, if you see one do not engage, and for the love of whatever deity you believe in do not welcome strangers in.
“Omg Jason you’re such a Stephan vampire ”
No think more Dracula type vampire. I only want to drink you”
by Queen Taco Supreme December 28, 2022
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Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

When the female sucks the male's penis with so furosity and power that all semen, blood, bile, shit, and urine in the body comes out.
Person 1: give me the Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

Person 2: you gon fucking die
by bigmike227 December 9, 2018
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Sight Vampire

When someone see blood they get excited and happy. They would self harm just to see that. Maybe kill animals or kill someone. It's too dangerous so they just self harm or ask other Sight Vampires. But to make it shorter just say S.Vamp
"Is it bad if I am a Sight Vampire?"
by BloodCutie~<3 August 2, 2017
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australian vampire

a paleish boy whoe drains you of all your fluids, sexually
"Nah, ++++ has such a weird dick, and so overconfident in his sexual progress. **** is the true australian vampire."
by S*I** February 22, 2019
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Vampire Bag

You're being such a little bitch. Must be that time of the month. Check your Vampire Bag
by Al Cocksucker Swearengen February 26, 2019
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The vampire

When your banging a chick on her period and then pull your bloody dick out and shove it in her mouth
The mayor was at Lindsey’s house and did the vampire on her while her convict husband layer asleep on the sofa.
by Skiddy1 January 14, 2019
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