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valenda

This name is very different it says so much about you many people don't use this name
Hi valenda
by Lisa hoftship May 10, 2018
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valentyna

She is the best teacher , intelligent , she has a goergous son , and she is sooooo good at destination imagination.

She would be your best friend / teacher .
Today Miss. Valentyna and her students did final spelling bee.
by AEGmacon May 17, 2018
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Valentina

valentina is the most annoyingest and gross girl. she eats her boogers and then throws up but she then eats that. she will own a pizza shop in new york city but no one will come because they see her put her boogers in the pizza. she will then be broke and have nothing. she will go to her friend miranda for some hotdogs but miranda won't give any to her.
you: omg I just went to valentina's pizzeria and saw her pick her nose

me: yeah she does that and she also puts it in the pizza. she's really gross

you: oh thanks for letting me know
by imugly6969 June 15, 2018
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Valentin

Pretty smart guy. Has a lil curly brown hair and looks cute, talks with alot of girls, but he's too shy to go further. Valentin has a very cute name and a lil french accent. He likes to be well fitted in pretty and sexually attractive clothes. He's well known for his huge cock (around 11-12 inches) and his lot of adventures with one day girl.
Hey is that a Valentin omfg ?!
I fell in love with this Valentin (emoji inlove)
by minot0r January 14, 2019
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Valentines Day

Another bullshit day of Getting pissed off and exposing the most cringy Fucking things to say to say.
VALENTINES DAY Is just another bullshit day
by PenisBBreath February 8, 2019
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Valentine's Day

The worst fucking holiday ever if you are forever alone. You usually sit in the darkest corner of your room consuming cookies and crying as your friends text you about what a boy did for them. It is especially terrible if you have to go to school. Everyone is being asked out, getting valentines (or candy grams) and you are just sitting there buying yourself a lollypop to look like someone gives a fuck about you. Then you go home and commit deathpacito until you are yeeted to death.
Stupid-ass-bitch: Oh my God! I'm going to loose my virginity on valentine's day!
Lonely-person:Go commit deathpacito
by lonely-blond-boy February 10, 2019
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Valentines Day

The day that most of us cry in a corner alone.
by Xxx_OpVirgin_xxX February 14, 2019
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