Space wizard

A person who is over the age of 30 and still a virgin

Bro that guys at the comic book store was such a space wizard

by GodPleaseEndme November 28, 2019

Wizard time

One of the many euphemisms for smoking marijuana, this one derived from The Lord of the Rings. Wizard time occurs when someone hits that pipeweed like Gandalf in the Shire. Wizard time may happen at 4:20 or any other time of the day or night because wizards are never late, nor are they early. They light up precisely when they mean to.

"Wanna go out for dinner tonight?"
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."

by Graveyardigan November 27, 2024

Wizard

The word Cullen thought meant cool so everyone said it back to him.

Wizard Man!

by Bollibollibolli May 14, 2021

Wizard sleeve

Enormous vagina

...when she pulled down her pants it looked like a wizard sleeve.

by Male chauvinist pig February 27, 2018

Diddle Wizard

Pedophile; Child Molester

Don't leave your kids at the Thompson's; I heard Jerry is a Diddle Wizard.

by Lupinetine October 10, 2014

wizard of oz

a movie that once u know about the horrors that occured during production it’ll ruin it for you forever. don’t look it up unless u never wanna see the movie in the same “wholesome family film” vibe ever again

Fake snow made from asbestos, actors being pushed too far, judy garland being abused and forced to smoke cigarettes to stay thin, accidents on set involving fire and people falling and injuring themselves and actors’ costumes and makeup causing health problems (the original tin man actor was actually hospitalised as the silver makeup absolutely wrecked the poor guy), the wizard of oz has a dark side to it. Ironically the evil witch actress was the kindest to judy.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 17, 2025

Grand wizard

The grand wizard leader of the kool kids klub made by David is based on the kkk he is very strong so strong that he says the n-word without the pass he hates black people and has a all black robe and his followers where all white robes he also does not like black animals especially black goats he hates them with all his heart. Also he hates the lgbtq and is a high chad who once threw a pride flag in a sewer he is a ultra chad

The grand wizard

by David the grand wizard February 1, 2023