Bathtub wasted

This is a state of inebriation when you get so drunk that you mistake a bathtub for a bed and fall asleep in a bathtub.

"She was so bathtub wasted she didn't realized she crawled into the bathtub to sleep instead of her bed."

by Mastro Lindo August 25, 2013

Wast

A dumb ass guy that dont know how to get his fucking mouth straight and stick his big ass nose where it dont belong

her: bro this dude im talkin to, he literally a fucking wast

him: whats a wast
her: a dumb guy that aint got his shit together

him: ohhh okay

by yogirllivv February 2, 2024

Soup wasted

When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into some homemade soup without telling you and the next thing you know, you are face down in your bowl.

Mom: How’s that soup Shanda?
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!

by Papford September 29, 2021

Wasted

When you drink more alcohol than necessary.

Man, after getting bad beat at poker I decided to go get wasted.

by Foreign geezer June 12, 2018

Waste Scattie

A term similar to waste cyattie but instead of being a cum dumpster the waste scattie gets pooped on because she is into scat work.

6ix9ine scats with a bunch of waste scatties

by Fatlightning April 27, 2021

Wasting

Activity consisting of a longer period of activly avoiding productivity in favour of undemanding leisure, resulting in a person idly wasting either their future, health, opportunities, relationships or all previously mentioned at once.

"Hey man, are you doing anything this weekend?"
"Nah man I'll just watch Netflix and play videogames."
"Oh, so you're just wasting."
"What the fuck does that mean?"

by Grammaticallycorrectaubergine June 25, 2022

willow girl wasted

the act of getting so shitfaced that you make out with a boy you like and puke then continue to make out afterwards

person 1: “let’s get willow girl wasted tonight!”
person 2: “no thanks, last time you did that, you ended up puking on your crushes lap”

by tightbussyprincess123 October 7, 2023