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Eddie -van-failing

A guy who breaks out his guitar any chance he gets,even though he sucks at playing it! Can't be joking he has to belive he is killing it!
That bonfire was going really well until that guy broke out his guitar. He pulled an Eddie -van-failing on that night!
by Potentialwasted July 24, 2015
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Ava Van Dijk

Ava van Dijk is a very pretty girl but she doesn't know it. She looks down on herself and tries to avoid her problems so that she doesn't need to face them. She tends to pretend to have a smile on when really she is sad. She loves helping others and gives them advice that she should probably take, but you know the saying. 'Easier said than done'. ;)
Ava loves animals and adores puppies. Ava also tends to have a crush on a new guy very often, but only because she doesn't know if they like her back and if she will be rejected.
If you were to ever date an Ava van Dijk try to make sure that you love her.
Ava van Dijk is a very pretty girl but she doesn't know it. She looks down on herself and tries to avoid her problems so that she doesn't need to face them.
by Dragonboatbobafestival February 24, 2022
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H. Van Scott

A guy with one hell of an ass, great at making any girl's night light up like no other. You will not forget you met him.
H. Van Scott was really great at dancing last night, never will I forget him.
by FrancescaRose June 27, 2016
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Rip Van Stinkle

A fart that your ass has been conjuring for days, weeks, possibly months. This is no ordinary fart. May have the capability of rendering you and others around you unconscious. God have mercy on the soul of the poor SOB standing nearby.
Jesus Christ Dave! I think you killed my cat with that Rip Van Stinkle!
by Ronald McDonald's Ex October 20, 2020
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Jack Van Norton

A guy who would suck off a dude for half a sandwich. He has a penis thats always smaller than his girlfriends penis. Once he docked with another dude.
He's such a jack van norton
by Dale the redneck williams December 20, 2018
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Benjamin van Rhee

Benjamin van Rhee is a rare disease mostly found in South Africa. It happens when people eat to much cock.
Omg you have Benjamin van Rhee wtf ur disgusting
by Geile aap May 25, 2021
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Dizzy Van Winkle

rap name for Charlamagne Tha God
Dizzy Van Winkle made diss tracks against other celebs.
by Coop Dupe December 14, 2019
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