Shrek 7

Based on the trend shown by graphing the Rotten Tomatoes score of Shrek movies, this movie, if it were to come out, would have a Rotten Tomatoes score of

Shrek 1: 88%
Shrek 2: 89%
Shrek 3: 41%

Shrek 4: 57%
Up by one, down by 48, up by 16. Continuing this pattern, we will have down by 768, up by 256, down by 12288. Adding this all up, we get a Rotten Tomatoes score for Shrek 7 of -12743. Still better than Morbius.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

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Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk

Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.

What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek

What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.

So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃

by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 14, 2022

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Shrekking

When a Gabe plays red rocket with several donkeys, and stores the semen for breakfast protein shakes

Gabriel usually goes ham when he is on a shrekking spree, sometimes making enough to share with his bros

by MoneyDaPants July 2, 2018

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Ants will still be shrekking, after Armageddon….. giants look so awesome, folks are scared to Shrek ‘em, none the less I garunteeee , when ur in a shrekle, size ain’t worth a nickel, tears are pretty Shrek, turn ‘‘em to A trickle becha life im glad -im-SHREKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I’m so Shrekking shrexy

by Shrexygurl March 14, 2022

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