Mud-flapping

the process of getting shit on your shirt while wiping your ass

I had to change my shirt because my last one got caught in a mud-flapping accident.

by myrtle1994 April 22, 2020

Pissin' mud

Getting poop packed in your piss hole from Anal sex, then pissing it out afterwards.

"After fuckin Sally in the ass last night, I was pissin' mud first thing this morning!"

by Butch1254 July 11, 2018

Slut mud

Residue left on a mans tool after sliding out of the sluts butt

Fat wad was covered in slut mud after they fucked hard

by Nighto77 June 17, 2018

Mud Pan

A Family-Friendly term for a female's butt.

i.e. " Hey man, look at the Mud Pan on her"

by Trunk Full Of Faygo June 20, 2017

mud island

A particularly nasty shit that is neither solid nor liquid but more of a slimey,pudding-like consistency.A mud island tends to float high in the bowl due to its fat content.

I just crapped a mud island.

by wolfbait51 November 30, 2011

mud maker

When white people have children with blacks and they come out looking like mud

"Did you see that white woman's kid? They were black! She's a god damn mud maker!"

by Cunninghamolga March 14, 2023

Mud Egg

A type of egg often laid accidentally

"Piss, I need to go... think I've laid a Mud Egg"

by andybased April 30, 2008