The Jungle

The Jungle is a dangerous place to visit during sex...and must be shaven down every week. The Jungle is created when a girl doesn't shave her pubic hair for a year and half. It is so overgrown that the crabs and lice have to use a machetes to get the bush and explore it like a jungle.

"Before you have sex man...please tell your girl to shave...you want to avoid The Jungle"

"What's the Jungle?"

*takes a shot of whiskey*
"You don't wanna know....it was a very hairy situation....you'll get lost if you go face deep in there"

by Tornado dude September 7, 2021

jungle chicken

More commonly known as a cockatoo.

Corky the cockatoo is such a cute little jungle chicken.

by Cataclysm_and_LuckyCharm September 16, 2021

Urban Jungle

An unshaved private area.

This term refers to an adult, usually very beautiful looking and generally expected to be middle class that does not shave their private area–vagina or penis. It is a slang term for people that are good looking but have unkempt pubic hair.

I had to leave immediately after I got to his house after drinks. He had an urban jungle.

by captainpottedcactus September 16, 2021

jungle juice

A mixture of different Covid-19 vaccines such as Pfizer or Moderna.

Sam: What vax did you get?
Susie: I got jungle juice.
Sam: J-jungle juice?
Susie: Yuh, a mix of Pfizer and Moderna.

by shoegazer September 19, 2021

sand jungle

some guy who loves to attack 15 year old's on discord servers and their youtube channels. they typically will harass you for 3 months non stop. hate on you because they don't like your content when they can just leave. they always steal your comebacks and use them against you. get sensitive over the smallest joke in the world.

person 1: he cant take a joke and is hating on you because he doesn't like your content format.
person 2: don't worry its just another sand jungle.

by imLycnity September 26, 2021

Jungle Brothers

When two men have contacted the same STD from the same sexual partner.

“Yo, I heard you banged Adrian.”
“Yea, what about it?”
“She has Herpes, dude. We’re jungle brothers!”

by junglelover August 17, 2021

Jungle connection

1. Having such bad weather wireless service connection that you can’t hear the other person at all and/or you experience major delays in gameplay and lag.

Player 1: Yo yo! What’s up with this jungle connection ?
Player 2: I don’t know, but it ain’t me!

by LLN91 September 4, 2021