Rockford Burrito

The Rockford Burrito is when an incel

graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.

When he’s not begging for mid status or falling off skateboards, fake cop Abe is perfecting the art of the Rockford Burrito.

by Bedtime Binks December 18, 2024

Burrito Plop

When a woman who has many children "tea bags" a male.

My wife was mad so she burrito plopped me this morning!

by ifyourhappyandyouknowit June 3, 2013

Naked Burrito

It's when you take a shit in a woman's ass

Hey man last weekend I naked burrito this chick it was amazing

by STEVE CARUWANA January 24, 2023

party burrito

Poorly put together and always leaves someone covered in shit

I used to be cool. Then I had a party burrito.

by Party burrito August 19, 2017

Frito Burrito

When you eat your girl’s pussy after eating some Fritos.

George loves himself some frito burrito, and so does his girl!

by Ohdear January 29, 2020

Diabetes Burrito

Something on the original taco bell 5$ menu that makes you shit bricks.

"I had to be on the toliet for two hours after eating that diabetes burrito"

by SwampyAsser July 21, 2018

Shiny Burrito

The act of defecating into one's penis and then ejaculating onto your hand to rub onto your penis then you have sex

yeah fredrick gave me a shiny burrito last night poop got everywhere it was still great though

by stinkface February 22, 2008