Desk Burrito
noun
Definition:
When you're 15 minutes into a World of Warcraft raid boss—mid pull, cooldowns blown, bloodlust popped—and your bowels suddenly betray you. No time to hearth, no time to wipe (yourself or the raid). So you grab the log from your shorts and place it next to your mouse pad.
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noun
Definition:
When you're 15 minutes into a World of Warcraft raid boss—mid pull, cooldowns blown, bloodlust popped—and your bowels suddenly betray you. No time to hearth, no time to wipe (yourself or the raid). So you grab the log from your shorts and place it next to your mouse pad.
Usage:
“Bro I wasn’t missing that Sylvanas kill. Had to desk burrito it. My chair may be ruined, but we got the mount.”
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