Tom

Tom is usually a quite lad with a meaningful heart, usually toms have very small penises which makes them very shy. Toms dont like attention, but when they are in the limelight they love it. He can be nice some of the time, and other times he is an asshole. Nobody really likes a tom, unless they have very big pockets. Becareful if you every meet a tom.

Toms aren't good in the bedroom departments

by Hovis 50/50 May 13, 2015

Tom

Secretly someone with a beautiful voice.
Always listens to you and your opinion.

"Tom, are you Morgan Freeman?"
"No I'm not"

"I don't like you, Tom"
"OK"

by Crabby D. May 31, 2013

Tom

Always moody, shags anything with a pulse
- tom is a person who is most likely to sexually abuse someone or rape them

- tom is a dirty bastard

by Deminciollsx February 06, 2017

hot tom

-To take a shit on a couch and jump on it.
-To take a shit on Opera's face
-To shit lubricate a condom

"OMG, he just took a hot tom in my living room!!!!"
"Hey, did you see Opera getting a hot tom? Man, it was awesome"
"Why need lube when you can just hot tom the rubber?"

by 1234iDeclareAthumbWar October 28, 2006

Tom Cruise

A person who is thought to be retarded.

Did u know Tom Cruise was "Special"?

by HansGioLoy21 October 03, 2010

damn it tom!

something that happens in life that has no explaination apart from it being toms fault

"guys there is no drink left" ALL:"damn it Tom!"

"hello" REPLY: "damn it tom"
(while playing l4d) "ahh a tank/witch/louis" "damn it tom!"
ect ect ect

by Ben noxidneb April 19, 2010

Tom Tan

The hideous Tan line on the feet from wearing Tom shoes in the sun without any socks

Luke sanders: yo dude check out my Tom Tans (takes shoe off to show retangle tan on his feet)

Adam: duuuuuuuuuude grosss

by avengedrkr July 15, 2011