-To take a shit on a couch and jump on it.
-To take a shit on Opera's face
-To shit lubricate a condom
-To take a shit on Opera's face
-To shit lubricate a condom
"OMG, he just took a hot tom in my living room!!!!"
"Hey, did you see Opera getting a hot tom? Man, it was awesome"
"Why need lube when you can just hot tom the rubber?"
"Hey, did you see Opera getting a hot tom? Man, it was awesome"
"Why need lube when you can just hot tom the rubber?"
by 1234iDeclareAthumbWar October 28, 2006
Tom Hanks is undoubtedly the hottest during Forrest Gump When he has a long, sweaty beard after running. This beard can resemble a gross bush that females are often ashamed of and hide.
Friend: are you going to have sex with that hot guy who just bought you a drink?
Girl: no, I have A Hot Tom Hanks situation going on.
Girl: no, I have A Hot Tom Hanks situation going on.
by Tomhanksishot October 14, 2019
Tom is a beautiful man,who is very talented who is one third of a super hot and great band Blink 182. Tom DeLonge is also in a band call Box Car Racer. Tom in both his bands has sold millons of copies of all of his cd's around the world. He has done what only some wish they could ever accomplish and what some dream of everyday.Tom is an amazingly hot man. I have never seen someone better looking and talented in one. And too those who mock them that is fine but why bother...you dont like them thats cool but i mean too come on a site that people want to see nice things about a band they like. Then they things like "blink 182 sucks ". It seems pointless and stupid, when people say "oh there not punk!"...who cares whatever they are is what alot of people like...even if you call them count who really cares. So this is a note: I love Tom DeLonge...Thank You and Good night!
by Erin October 23, 2004
by he's fucking beautiful June 20, 2004
by lizeth July 24, 2004
tom delonge is so hott
by miriah December 3, 2004