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Deez Nuts

1.)A very popular vine that started out as a prank call.
2.)a way to annoy someone when asking a question; used by idiots
Person 1) do you like imagine dragons
Person 2) Ya
Person 1) well imagine dragging Deez Nuts across yo face!!!!
Person 2) *facepalm* idiot
Person 1) HA GOT EEM
by 😎awesomeness 😎 October 9, 2015
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nut rag

A moist towel used to clean semen off of one's nut sack
I'll use my embroidered nut rag to clean this chowder off my balls.
by anonymous June 12, 2016
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dead nuts

Completely level or plumb. A definition used in the construction trades.
After I laid the porch steps I checked them with my level and they were dead nuts!
by Nate Pesci July 12, 2006
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Nut dunk

The act of lowering one's testicles into a particularly hot bowl of soup of your choosing.
Fuck, Brad just nut dunked his french onion soup!
by Tyree Alleyne Balls September 21, 2009
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nuts-good

1. Depriving from "not good", meaning the same thing with a homosexual twist. 2. When a man possesses homosexual feelings towards another man. 3. When something is the opposite of good, more extreme than "not good."
1. "Macy snuck into my bed last night... it was nuts-good."

2. "After watching that gay-porn I'm feeling pretty nuts-good."

3. (While playing resident evil), "There are so many zombies in this room! Nuts-good!"
by JohntheFisherman August 4, 2007
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crazy nuts

Used to describe something that is insane and funny at the same time.
The guy I met online is crazy nuts for believing anything I say!
by Kaylee Girl October 17, 2007
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Nut Surprise

When a girl is sucking a guy's dick and he randomly nuts on her face and yells SURPRISE!
"Dude I totally gave that chick a nut surprise last night."
by Aimee & Bill March 20, 2008
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