Thomas Stanley Holland

A hot sexcccc guy who’s also a fucking cutieee😍😍😍😍😍😍😍HE’S A MAN OF MULTIPLE TALENTS LIKE ACTING SINGING AND DANCING LIKE RIHANNA!

Look at that sexy,hot,peng,fit guy over there!
“Oh him? That’s Thomas Stanley Hollandbetter known as Tom Holland and he’s the defenition of art and who wouldn’t love him”

by My g init bruv March 11, 2019

Thomas Sanders

Thomas Sander is the definition of a perfect and pure being. He cares a lot about his fans (the fanders) and he's a pretty neat dude oh and he also has an obsession with his butt.

Person 1: Hey man, You know how Thomas Sander is an awesome person?
Person 2: Yeah! who doesn't know that? We all worship Thomas Sanders

by pileoftrash101 July 2, 2020

Thomas (the tank engine)

The entity known as jesus himself. When he looks at you you hear Ringo Stars voice in your head that says: Thomas Had never seen such BULLSHIT before.

"What religion are you?"
"I follow our lord and savior Thomas (the tank engine)."

by NeonGamer69420 November 13, 2019

Thomas-Arsenault

The best pitcher in the world and throws 50 mph

Thomas-Arsenault is so good at baseball

by Goat91 June 7, 2018

Thomas Brodie Sangster

Thomas Brodie Sangster is an English model, musician and actor. He was born in London on May 16th 1990 making him a Taurus on the astarogical chart. He is five foot ten and a half. He has dirty blonde hair and chocolate brown eyes. He has acted in many things including the Maze Runner Movie trilogy, Love Actually, Nowhere Boy, Phantom Halo, Phinneas And Ferb and many more. He was also featured in the music video for the song “30 Minute Break” by The Luka State. He is a very committed actor showed by the things he has done for his roles such as learning how to play guitar left handed for Nowhere Boy and putting a rock in his shoe to remind himself that his character in Maze Runner has a limp contrary to a previous suicide attempt in the Maze.

Person one: “How is that guy so perfect?”

Person two: “Because he is Thomas Brodie Sangster you bloody idiot!”

by ProbablyMadeUpWords July 9, 2018

Thomas Costigan

Also known as penis, like sex with other Irish potato farmers. Likes it anal and rough. Occasionally has sex with women but only if they are short Asians.

I really felt like a Thomas Costigan when you shoved your strong potato picking hands up my ass.

by R4rrrrrrrygdbndxiifnd October 25, 2019

Thomas Edison

In short, a total butthole that took employees's inventions to the patent office, claimed they were his, and got all the credit.

To convince the American public not to use Nikola Tesla's AC system, Thomas Edison paid schoolkids to kidnap cats and dogs from homes nearby his lab so that he could electrocute them to death with AC power.

Also, see this about Nikola Tesla:
www.theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla

by HGF88 November 20, 2013