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first win of the day

It’s what you typically add on Snapchat or any group chat of any social medium platform when you are in a match of any battle royale game. The funny thing is that no one who puts that up will ever be as good as my buddy Evan. Be careful because currently Evan only plays pubg but he is gonna tear cheeks up in paladins battle royale pretty soon. Anyone who says first win of the day following 4/21/18 is lying since Evan is the only one getting dubs.
First win of day was an inside job, and I bet everything i just said will be outdated but within 3 years. “Oh no way Evan won again using only 8x scope and no gun.” Other dude- “woah totally tubular considering the player base is already on its last legs.”

How many times do I have to rewrite this damn thing in order to get approved
First win of the day is good and that’s how it is defined will this be approved now
by Mc Lil Fookie Bookster May 28, 2018
mugGet the first win of the daymug.

So can I Win.

Can I score with you. Aka can we have intercourse.
Dam girl you sexy, So can I Win.
by AnOnymOus M0us3 July 2, 2021
mugGet the So can I Win.mug.
A strategy in racing games (and actual motorsport) where you rely on other people being bad at the game, and not making mistakes, to win. Usually involves not pushing a car to its limits.
Person 1: 4th place
Person 2 and 3: crash each other off the track
Person 4: gets a penalty for cutting
Person 1: now in 1st place
"Slow and steady wins the race boys"
by Romie_777 November 23, 2022
mugGet the Slow and Steady Wins The Racemug.

win-win situation

Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.
Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
by QuacksO January 20, 2023
mugGet the win-win situationmug.

Bi-winning

to win here and to win there
so you were bi-winning, you were feelin' good, but at the same time dying
by smokincodank March 22, 2011
mugGet the Bi-winningmug.

win

Bro I just got my first win in Fortknife

God for you, you got the dub. Mine was three decades ago
by oply October 20, 2020
mugGet the winmug.

Win Mooch

Someone of lesser talent that joins teams to increase the likelihood of winning.
Nah don't invite that Graham guy, he's just trying to get free wins, he's such a Win Mooch
by Ponygay January 2, 2021
mugGet the Win Moochmug.

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