train wreck

When a club DJ plays two tracks that just do not mix well.

Hence the term train wreck.

by HPAVC November 27, 2003

fail train

A transport, form of transport, or metaphorical transport, than fails to produce any kind of useful output.

'OMFG That orc amour is a fail train!' - The amour of that orc has no useful function, and looks retarded

'I had to get on a first great western fail train' - i had to get on a train run by first great western that is unproductive, and late.

'Haha, your train fails, it's a fail train' - your transport tycoon train is costing you large sums of money, and can't reach any stations

by John 'PJB' Bargman September 8, 2007

Thomas The Train

Thomas The Train is a horror show built for 35 year old horror fans. He is probably one of the most popular horror shows and if you show this to a child, they will be horrified and scarred for life.

Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna watch some horror movies tonight?

Guy 2: Sure dude! What type?

Guy: it's about this train named Thomas

Guy2 : Oh no, not Thomas The Train!

by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021

Train Brain

Similar to road head, train brain is getting a blowjob on an extremely crowded train.

Carl: Dude, I got the sickest train brain yesterday.
Chad: Nice, what happened?
Carl: I ended up cumming on the guy standing next to me and getting kicked off the train.
Chad: Gnarly.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

Bae in training

Someone who is 2nd to "The Bae"

Bae in training is trying to make her/himself my number one.

by Paul Revere Walker June 11, 2014

ane train

The act of 3 or more men having anal sex. all at the same time connected.

man 1 has sex with man 2. man 2 has sex with man 3. man 3 has sex with man 4. man 4 has sex with man 5. all at the same time. hence, the ane train

by toad39 August 15, 2006

train whore

a person who takes the earlier train to school with his "cooler" friends than the normal train with his real friends

man, jack is such a train whore

by leeebs May 18, 2011