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Tacoma Aroma

Tacoma, Washington has a distinct smell thanks to paper mills and cow shit; affectionately called the Tacoma Aroma by non-Tacomans.
by David Kaiser April 20, 2003
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Taco Time

A Mexican restaurant franchise prevalent to the West coast (but gradually moving eastward) of the United States. The first store originated in Eugene, Oregon.

Many confuse Taco Bell and Taco Time - Taco Time, however, cooks everything in the morning fresh for the day, including taco shells and salad bowls, fresh taco meat made from real animal. Taco Bell uses plastic wrapped insta-meat and old taco shells to boot.

Taco Time is mostly known for it's Crisp Burritos - Crisp Bean, Meat, and Chicken. It is also considerably more expensive than Taco Bell, depending on location.
Let's go to Taco Time for some Crisp Bean Burritos.
by fjrefly February 7, 2006
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taco rat orgy

The act of having and interacting in sexual intercourse and activities with a big group (at least 12) of people and a couple of rats (approx. 5-7 rats). Kids can be included. It has to be held in a big living room and all the members participating in the orgy have to be covered in mustard while their genitals are covered in the "special sauce" (a sauce made of mixing ketchup and mayonnaise together and a little rat poison)

Activities include the "swing-set mayo surprise" where members participating swing from a swing set while riding each other letting the rats lick the mustard and sauce of their genitals. It is called the surprise because usually when one cums it leaves a white surprise on the on the chair, if a man, it will shoot out a surprise for the other members to catch with their mouth.

Other activites can include the "Rape Train" or the "Wonderful Pyramid" which are usually explained before the ceremony.

Tacos are provided before, during and after the ceremony and games.
Ex 1: "Guys, I'm feeling down for a Taco Rat Orgy".

Ex 2: Women: " I'm bored of sex"

Guy: "Lets go to Niggel joe's house! Hes hosting a Taco Rat Orgy!"

Ex 3: (On live): "HEY SHADOW SNIPERZ, YOU FUCKING SUCK AT COD, GO HAVE A FUCKING RAT ORGY FAG!"

Ex 4: Guy: Mom?

Mom: What?

Guy: I have AIDS

Mom: WHAAAAA

Guy: yea, HIV positive

Mom: fuck this, I'm done. ill be back before 6, going to Niggel's Taco Rat Orgy.
by Asshole Riggins March 5, 2011
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Taco Tango

The most disgusting sex act ever, involving many illegal acts of beastiality, knives, amputee victims, rotten fruit, a q-tip, acid, a decomposing human body, a cow ready for milking, a glass of goat milk, a skeet shooter, a milky way bar covered in vasoline, two male jellyfish, a pint of uranium, a gallon of month old urine, a cactus, monkey hair, a beaver dam, a deer with a beaver inside of it, a human fetus (with umbilical cord attatched) a dozen ostrich eggs, a blender, 14 men, 2 women, a sheet of plastic 10 ft wide/ 30 ft long, powdered sugar, cocaine, a turniquate, and many more parts shall be added.

Attempted many times but never succeeded, many deaths, illegal in all 50 states including puerto rico, not allowed by Geneva Convention.
The myans once attempted the taco tango, and they are all dead now.
by arrested October 5, 2009
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taco flavored kisses

kisses that have the distinctive flavor of taco's in them.
fulfill all your weeshes with my taco flavored keeses,,, taco taco,,,,, burrito burrito,,, taco taco
by The Ju1ce August 27, 2003
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fish taco with sour cream

a fish taco with sour cream is simply a vagina full of cum.

*warning* eat at your own discretion
man... last night i went over to carrie's house and ate me a fish taco with sour cream
by crimson scorch November 26, 2006
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turd taco

1. (n.) an extremely unpleasant meal.

2. (n.) When a woman after taking a shit wipes back to front.
1. I thought your mom cooked well; this is a total turd taco!

2. Yeah, man, after we went to her place, and I was about to go down on her when I realized that she had a turd taco down there!
by faggotron fo fags June 25, 2006
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