A Spitting Alien

The act of fellatio whereby the male inserts his penis into his partner's whole in their neck created from a tracheotomy and the head of the penis visibly protrudes out his partner's mouth and, at climax, ejaculates onto the male's torso, similar to the alien on Segourny Weaver in the Aliens movies.

After forty years of smoking, my wife had cancer of the larynx, but fortunately now, her surgery hole allows me to perform a Spitting Alien.

by The Law of Trifecta February 28, 2011

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down and rubbing your ass along the ground like and old dog.

Guy1 Hey look at that chick over there with her pants down crawling around, she must be

Guy2 No she not special, shes just Taylor Swifting

by Dizzlemania August 17, 2012

Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent

A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.

by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011

Spitting Biscuit

The best way to geta chicks number without getting slapped while not knowing her name

Spitting biscuit is cool

by SBFAKFBGKA October 9, 2007

Spitting ya dummy out

Also known as chucking ya rattle from the pram, basically a tantrum or emo rage.

Ooohhh, spitting ya dummy out are ya

by Canaire September 4, 2014

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling down ones pants and using ones hands to skoot across the ground while being video taped.

Hobo: Yo! Did you see Gilbert yesterday!?!!??!?!?

Hammy: HELL YEAH!!! His ass musta been so dirty after Taylor Swifting for so long!
Hobo: Yeah! He probably gave himself Morgs!

by Dr. James Endermanety September 4, 2012

Shitting Dick Nipples

1. A phrase that a youtuber named danisnotonfire has randomly called out in a state of distress or frustration
2. A creepy fetish

Dan just screamed out "shitting dick nipples" at the game of sonic

by Rawrissocool May 21, 2014