Shit staircase

When a group of people shits in the toilet, but decides not to flush, thus creating a shit staircase to the rim of the toilet

Cleaner1 "Those students are filthy bastards"
Cleaner2 "Why?"
Cleaner1 "They left a shit staircase in the lavatory"
Cleaner2 "Filthy Students"

by dirtydom February 20, 2010

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Shit-astrophe

The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.

"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."

by The Bergmann March 02, 2010

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Pseudo-shit

A pseudo shit is when a person really feels like they really need to take a dump only to sit on a bowl and read an entire edition of reader's digest. The person will then realize that it was a false call and will leave the bathroom confused. He or she will sometimes flush the toilet to avoid any questions from friends.

I woke up this morning and I thought my bowels had to be released but it was a pseudo-shit.

by hgfs563 June 30, 2010

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Shit Gimp

Loves wearing a leather gimp suit and mask while being voluntarily chained to a basement wall and joyfully begging for more of master's feces in which to consume like the fuckboy slave he is. Master provides a fresh feast of feces daily for the gimps insatiable hunger for human waste through a 4" self lubricated pvc feeding system in the kitchen closet in which leads to the gimps lair.

"Shut up shit gimp we've got company, stop bangin on that pipe!!!"

by #12345 November 05, 2017

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