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Gary the Squirrel 

Gary, a squirrel, is a mediocre ice-skater. He skated 2 years with the infamous Chaz Micheal Micheals and supposidly has a thrid ball.
Chaz"When we were gettin' stoned out by the busstop, he said he had a third ball" Gary the squirrel is dumbfounded.

flying squirrel 

Sex position, when the female in on her stomach while holding her ankles with her knees fully bent. The Male holds her knees up while spreading her legs, to hit it from the back.
While executing the flying squirrel Andrew got rug burn on his knees and Nicole got it on her face.
flying squirrel by Andrew D. September 7, 2008

tugging my squirrel 

A synonym for 'pulling my leg' given to us be the wonderful Green Wing.
"A TAPE!? Are you tugging my squirrel?

dirty squirrel 

the act of shitting on someone's scrotum regions
He woke up with and noticed he had been dirty squirreled.
dirty squirrel by EBSCOHOSTKILLER January 6, 2010

King Squirrel

Man i was walking down the street and fucking King Squirrel jumped out of the tree and beat my ass...with nuts.
King Squirrel by Spencer Bliss November 29, 2007

Cuban Squirrel 

Facetiously describing a Rat. Referencing the abundance of rats in Havana.
Mommy, I seen another Cuban squirrel run under the house.