spitting cobra

The act of spitting tobacco spit into someone's eyes, temporaryily blinding the person and causing them extremely intense pain.

Joe walked right up to cal and pulled a spitting cobra when he spit his dip right into cal's eyes

by jake5794 February 3, 2012

Spittle

Spittle is to automatically respond to your friend (s) before they even ask the question, since you already know what your friends are going to ask.

Example: I already spittle the location to Shannon because there are so many McDonald's in our state.

by WindowSeatGirl October 26, 2014

Shy Shitter

This is when someone says they'll shit on your chest, but they just squat over you and fart for ten minutes.

This chick I met was a shy shitter so I was sucking gas all night!

by mjisapedo October 22, 2010

The Spitting Camel

A sex act that involves banging to near completion in a standing version of "doggystyle." Just prior to climax, the guy pulls out and repositions his dick between the lips of his lady friend's pussy (much like how a brat lays in a bun). As he cums, it appears as though her pussy lips-- or "Camel Toe" --is spitting; Hence, the "Spitting Camel." The lady may or may not wish to make camel noises as the act is occurring.

Dude 1: "Did you hear that Steve pulled 'The Spitting Camel' on his girlfriend? ...He even talked her into making some crazy camel sound when he came."

Dude 2: "I'm surprised he hasn't knocked someone up with that move..."

Dude 1: "I don't think his boys can swim."

by mopper January 11, 2011

shitted on your own doorstep

its basically means..you got caught cheating and was foolish to do it so near your locality of where you live..

"i shitted on your own doorstep"-i was in my local bar and who walks in only my nextdoor neighbour nosiest and boring cow in town,who eyes nearly popped out ..caught red-handed smooching another

by freespirit1986 March 4, 2009

Mother Shitter

a stupid run off of "mother fucker"

You stupid moter shitter!

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Spitty Titties

Breast covered in spit or saliva as a result of a bomb ass sloppy blowjob

When I'm getting a blowjob, the sloppier the better. Ideally there is spit running down a bitches chin, down to her jugs. So I can reach down and get a hand full of spitty titties.

by Beardedforpleasure May 20, 2015