spaghetti

a long wiggly neutral coloured thingy thing. it’s apparently edible but deep down we all know it’s alive.

hey bro want some spaghetti?

only if it’s dead bro

by alouiset November 4, 2019

Mom's Spaghetti

When you're hooking up and she's on her period and it gets all over your balls.

Jim: Did you fuck her?

Tom: Bro It was mom's spaghetti all up in there.

by DictionaryDick123 July 9, 2021

Spaghetti

When you eat out a girl on her period while she has a tampon in her vagina.

Hey honey you want spaghetti for dinner tonight.

by Pussy whipper69 June 1, 2017

Ria spaghetti

The girl who Callum Thomas simps for

Hi I’m Ria spaghetti :)

by Blaine8676 October 13, 2020

code spaghetti

A less common nearly synonymous expression of "spaghetti code": in programming and computer language, a poorly programmed piece of code, which does barely work, but it's very long and convoluted (like the pasta itself) and thus hard to disentangle and debug. (This variant expression could also refer to the effects of said code.)

The devs removed that feature because it was pure bloat. Nobody really used it and it was causing all kinds of code spaghetti. {This is an adapted snippet from an actual email message!}

by librapi April 28, 2023

Spaghetti Western

A foily. Not quite crack.

Wanna hit on this spaghetti western?
Ya bud I'm in.

by Spagooter boi November 17, 2021

Jacksonville Spaghetti

When a male eats a tub of Play- Doh, squats over a females mouth, puts a Play- Doh spaghetti strainer over his butthole, and shits into the females mouth

Dude, my girlfriend wouldn’t stop telling me she was hungry, so I gave her some of my homemade Jacksonville Spaghetti.

by Under table rim jobs April 20, 2018