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mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti
Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.
by IlikeMilk October 2, 2014
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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
by UHIT September 19, 2022
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Canned Spaghetti

A term used by high end leadership elite to describe the intention to dismiss suspected Homosexual employees after the exhibition of suspicious homosexual behaviors during workplace social outings. Term is derived from the changing actions of the employee in social setting i.e straight when sober, gay when drunk.....like canned spaghetti.
"Well I'd have to say Glenda I am about 90% pleased with Dane's performance but after the flamboyant fruity shit he pulled Friday night at the progressive dinner, those figures have been thrown out of the window. That guy is canned spaghetti."
by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018
mugGet the Canned Spaghettimug.

Blood Spaghetti

When a girl fucks a dude with a strap-on, forcing his anus to prolapse, then proceeding to suck on it like its a noodle
" Me and Dave tried the blood spaghetti move. That shit looked like lady and the tramp."
by IoitaCelt237 December 23, 2017
mugGet the Blood Spaghettimug.

Spaghetti

Where you put a dry noodle in the urethra
"Daniel my shit is burning from the spaghetti method"
by Bigtoess123 December 2, 2024
mugGet the Spaghettimug.

spaghetti code

An slang used in computer science for when a programmer writes an extremely low quality code.
Come on, dude! How am I supposed to work on this spaghetti code?
by codemiro February 5, 2024
mugGet the spaghetti codemug.

Spaghetto NOT SPAGHETTI

I hope u now that spaghetti come from italian, SO AT LEAST U HAVE TO SAY WELL THE WORD! I'm here to help u babe:

singular: spaghetto NOT SPAGHETTI
plural: spaghetti NOT SPAGHETTIES
So, let's repeat with me: one spaghetto, some spaghettI, one spaghettO, some spaghettI.
*you're in class with the teacher*
U: ....and we cooked some spaghettI
Teacher: hey, you forgot the plural
U: no babe, the right form is SPAGHETTI, in the singular u have to say spaghetto NOT SPAGHETTI
Teacher: good... and who told u that?
U: some asshole on urban dictionary
by IAin'tGotSomethingBetterToDo February 9, 2022
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