snow day

After a long day of school, going home on a cold winter evening, and going straight to sleep, we wake up, to see the holy rays of light right on our bed, as they guide us towards the window, where it's a snow wonderland. Quickly, we turn on the TV, and watch the news broadcast, as our school is suddenly closed. In great joy, we don't have to worry about the PTSD that we're given. It's a blessing from god himself, for the loyalty of those who have survived school without committing suicide or running away.

The idea of the snow day itself is basically when you've reached nirvana temporarily.

I looked outside this morning, and there was suddenly a snow day.

by disgusting_toenail_clippings September 16, 2017

Snow Chink

What you call Chinese people in the snow globe known as Canada.
Full title: Snow Chink Rice Farmer

Tim: Aaron is a fucking snow chink.

by ZoZx November 15, 2017

snow tower

When cocaine is put on an errect penis and a girl/guy gives you head and you get high

Tommy gave Janie a snow tower after a fun night at the club.

by GhettoERnurses December 8, 2017

Snow Ghetto

When you are completely unprepared for any winter weather storm. No 4 wheel drive, no all wheel drive, no ice scraper, no snow jacket, no snow boots!

Yo dog, I feel bad for Brian. He’s out there in his timbos and T-shirt cleaning off his 2 wheel drive civic with a broom. It’s a foot of snow out there He’s snow ghetto!

by E-wheezy-F-Baby January 4, 2018

Snow-Lover

Typically a darker skinned person, preffeering, or more attracted to lighter skinned people.

Snow-Lover. Yeah she's totally a "snowluver" ..look at that white boy she with.

by Whoisthisguy?! June 5, 2018

Scowling Forecasts

Shooting evil looks at someone to preempt them from intruding on your space, taking the seat next to you on mass transit, or starting a conversation with you.

There was only one seat left on the bus, but the old lady next to it was scowling forecasts at me so I stood the whole way.

by Apple C January 11, 2019

Slowld

The unimaginably frustrating pace employed by people over the age of 50 when they venture out of the home either on foot or driving a vehicle and manage to get themselves between you and where you want to go. It's very likely this is done out of embittered spite against happy and young people due to the accumulation of misery and suffering through a person's lifetime.

I went to get a sandwich on my lunch break but got stuck behind a granny going so slowld I had to go hungry.

by Akkenru June 19, 2019