bonar smash

A song made by Tobuscus in 2006 that he deleted (unknown why) it's on YouTube still because someone re uploaded it. He said in a vlog that it was a new song he was working on.

I'm so very strong
I'm a very strong man
My work out consists
Of crushing nails with my hand

I must have been conceived
By some kind of a boulder
Like a rock from Stone Henge
Leaned up on the shoulder

Of the rock next to it
And one thing lead to the next
So basically I'm the product
Of two rocks having sex

It's the only explanation
For my formidable pecks
I can crush a brick between them
All I gotta do is flex

I'm built like a robot
Out of rise of the machines
But why? I don't know
The secret lies in my genes

To help me concentrate
I crush a can on my face
And decide the time has come
For me to finally trace

The branches of my family tree
To its trunk in the past
And at last explain
This sweet, stone-chiselled ass

I surfed the net to find the
Most efficient family tracker
It racks up my relatives
Lumberjacks and linebackers

I go back generations
And hold my breath in suspense
When I see my origin
It all begins to make sense

I finally understand
These genes I'm carrying
Apparently I descended from Bonar
The Barbarian

"Bonar smash!"
He would allegedly say
Before he headbutted
Everything that got in his way

(NOT ENTIRE SONG)

by Audience member June 9, 2013

Smash cones

To be smoking bongloads or pipeloads of cannabis, where the bowl is shaped like a cone.

Bro last night i was gonna smash cones with stoners on FB live, but my phone battery died.

by Danbridge August 14, 2018

smashing clams

When two females’, slam into each other in the scissor position.

Yo Gertrude, smashing clams with you is so enlightening.

by KatSeren January 23, 2018

smash burglar

someone who steals the girl away from someone else; cock blocker

i was gonna bang this drunk chick, but my roomate jumped in and took her! he's such a smash burglar!

by zilla411 March 9, 2011

Smash Hits

a british magazine aimed at 10 year old girls. Features 'hot gossip' about the hottest pop stars. sometimes contains free gifts.

I need to go to the newsagents to get this week's smash hits. I hope it has busted on the cover, they are sooo hot.

by huh March 21, 2004

smashed penny

a penny that is put in a machine that imprints it with a word or design. Generally it is given as a gift from one person to another, usually boy to girl or vice versa. It generally signifies eternal friendship but nothing more, like a relationship. The receiver usually accepts the gift but then enters a state of depression behind closed doors because he wants to have a relationship.

Marissa just gave me a smashed penny and I'm pissed because I want to be more than friends; now I'm stuck in the best friend zone.

by ustifet ustifetiana September 29, 2008

smashing buns

when your dickin' a girl down super good and ruff from the back. As your pounding it... look down and you will see her butt cheeks being smashed as you ram her with some more king dick. You can only use this word if indeed you do have the king dick aka big cock.

-Yo man did you bang out Ashley?
- Oh ya!... i was smashing buns with her all night long doggy dog.

-dude I'm gonna smash buns with your girl friend.
-Shut the fuck up you lil' dick pussy face. Your girl friend and your mom both said you have a lil' penis after i got done smashing buns with them.

by tony dickwood! July 10, 2009