Skip to main content

Shrecca

That shrecca slept at our house for 6 months, utilizing all we had, and refused to pay rent.
by Putfuckin July 30, 2018
mugGet the Shrecca mug.

Shrek

"we must pray to Shrek"
by CottonMaster404 August 5, 2018
mugGet the Shrek mug.

Shrek

Person 1: damn who's that green ogre over there he's so hot OMG
Person 2: OMG is that Shrek?!
Person 1: you're kidding
Person 2: AAAAAHHHH IT'S SHREK!!!
*people run over and ambush Shrek because he is daddy*
by Gopnickmcblyat August 8, 2018
mugGet the Shrek mug.

Shrek

Shrek is a green ogre who lives in the swamps near the willow trees. He has a mighty roar and roars it when he is making love or in pain or when someone is in his swamp! He loves making love to children who are younger than him... and also loves making ear wax candles with the ear wax from his ears! Another thing he also likes to do is eat yummy eye balls!!
“Hey mate do u love shrek?”

“Nah that’s babyish, he is a fat faggot green bitch who can’t fight his own fights.”

“What did u just say about my shrek! Shrek is love shrek is life!”
by pickle stick September 8, 2018
mugGet the Shrek mug.

Shrek

shrek is a lovely green, tall ogre. He lives in a swamp with his beautiful wife Fiona. He loves to eat eye balls and make candles with his ear wax. He has 2 cup like ears that poke of the sides of his head and he has a big nose. he wears a white tunic with a small toga like vest over his shoulders. he is very tall and most villagers are afraid of him, although he is nothing to be afraid of. the word shrek comes from the the german word ‘Schreck’ and it means Fright or Terror.
Shrek is a caring green ogre
by imfiona September 8, 2018
mugGet the Shrek mug.

Shrek's Swamp

You should not have come into this corner of the internet shrek's swamp is sacred and you shall never pass or he will ogre power you
I heard some people got super shrekt in Shrek's Swamp
by Bennyt0719 September 10, 2018
mugGet the Shrek's Swamp mug.

Shrekboxed

When you get trapped by green people and get licked
Jim:did you hear what happened to Stacy
Cole:no what?
Jim:she got shrekboxed
Cole:oh snap
by Shrecksbox October 7, 2018
mugGet the Shrekboxed mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email