shittington cumming

During intercourse, someone takes a shit on your face as you finish cumming over sweating naked bodies

Dude 1: I just started shittington cumming all over your face
Dude 2: What the actual fuck

by dummy thicc mop May 17, 2022

shittobi

When a woman named tobi shits herself at work and has to get sprayed down by a water hose and get told to get back to work

Boss had to shittobi again!

by Shittobi June 9, 2022

Shitting on the dog

To smoke weed

Dallas's parents caught us shitting on the dog last night

by THChris June 19, 2022

shitmonkey

a person shitlessly stupid

dave is a fucking shitmonkey

by lockhandel June 20, 2022

shitting bricks

shirting bricks means when someone is having an over reactive reaction to something.

i just asked a simple question why are you shitting bricks?

by arlo9999 June 26, 2022

shittin menagerie

General Tom Foolery and disorder as perceived by The Harold.

You kids kept me up all night with your damn shittin menageries!

by J. Dondue June 30, 2022

Shitmont

Another word for the world's crappiest regional airline

Jim: "Have you ever flown on Shitmont?"
Becca: "Shitmont, that sounds greasy!"
Becca: "What's that?"
Jim: "A poor excuse for an airline!"

by BigMoneyBritches24675 September 3, 2022