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Syphilis Samurai

The mortal enemy and greatest rival of the Herpes Ninja. His goal in life is to put an end to the Herpes Ninja's innocent touching of household objects once and for all. He wishes to replace this with his own, evilly and sexually motivated, method of touching.
The Herpes Ninja and the Syphilis Samurai are destined to battle one another as mortal enemies for all eternity.
by Galaxion Shinyshanks September 14, 2009
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Pizza Scam

When a person convinces a bunch of friends and/or coworkers to order food, then collects money from said parties. Everyone gets food, but not only does the original planner not pay, he/she actually ends up with some extra cash.

This technique started in 2009 in Southern California and has been used in offices including a certain major animation studio, and a popular sports tv network that can not be named for legal reasons. Due to the current economic climate, and the ingenuity of this prank/scam it has slowly been gaining popularity.

The fact that the alleged victims do not feel cheated and the harmless friendly nature of the crime/theft, no official complaint was ever filed.

The ideal food to use for this con is pizza, but it has also been used for places like IN'N OUT and Chipotle due to their popularity.

The bigger the group, the easier it is to pull off this con.

A variation of this scam is when the originator does not end up with extra cash, and just gets a free meal.

(Other instances have popped up as far as Boston)
Coworker 1: hey everyone, lets get pizza today.
Coworker 2,3,...+n: Yea lets do it, here is my 5 dollars

Coworker 1 just did Pizza Scammed his coworkers
by Guywithacoolname October 28, 2010
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samuel l. jackson

1. The guy that put COOL back into BLACK , even though that is linguistically impossible - but , the Snakes on the Plane , the guy he shot in Pulp Fiction and Jango Fett from Star Wars and just about anything and everyone else knows - there is no impossible when it comes to Samuel L. Jackson.

2. The Black Lenin of Hollywood.
Guy 1 : Man that guy is cool.
Guy 2 : Who is that guy?
Guy 1 : *Pulls out a revolver* Say that one more time.
Guy 2: Who is that guy though dude?
Guy 1 : *Shoots Guy 2, killing him in style of Samuel L. Jacksons' character in Pulp Fiction*
Guy 1 : *Looks at the corpse of his friend* Let that be a lesson to you.
'This IS a tasty burger'

'Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane'

'Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!
by sundarasundara August 1, 2009
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Samuel L. Jackson

Which role does Samuel L. Jackson play?
He is the black guy!
by LordHeskeyBendtnerAkinfenwa November 6, 2015
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Samuel

A boy who eats everybody he sees, especially women in their 70s
I saw samuel so I went to hide
by Deadly boy October 10, 2019
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Be my samurai💝

Protect her, be there for her. Don't let anyone fuck with her. She's fragile and needs her samurai.
Billie: Give me your money
Girl: Please go away
Boy: Is he bothering you?
Girl: Yes, Be my samurai💝
by thatonepotato November 20, 2016
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Samuel

Stupid, disgusting, annoying piece of shit you'll ever meat
If you ever meet one, RUN AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Person 1: Is that a Samuel?!?!?!
Person 2: OH SHIT IT IS RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
by IHATESAMUEL.COM May 13, 2019
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