The Dirty Sanchez

The wild thing, the , s.e.x., doing it all, so to speak.

Me and Jeff, the Pepsi guy, and John, the metro , in two days apart did "The Dirty Sanchez". Jeff was ing awesome!!!!

by Stephanizzle Pimpettizzle July 30, 2008

Grand Sanchez

A one up on a dirty sanchez. Instead of simply wiping fecal matter upon your nemisis upper lip, you actually apply the whole "log" of fecal matter to the upperlip. Just a bit more chunky eh.

Aww man that dude that passed out last night got the most fucked up Grand Sanchez ever.
HEY THAT WAS ME!!!!

by Bravo Foxtrot October 1, 2008

Caesar Sanchez

Same as a Dirty Sanchez but with menstrual blood.

That bitch was on her rag when I fingered her, so I gave her the Caesar Sanchez.

by Saázar San Chez April 15, 2010

slimy sanchez

When you pick your nose and wipe it on someone, esp. a teammate.

Yo, did you see Mark Sanchez just pick his nose and wipe it on his teammate on camera?

Yep, the first slimy sanchez just happened.

by wyrnyrd January 24, 2011

matthew sanchez

The biggest nerd you will ever meet. Collects bottle caps shaped like dicks.

He looks like a Matthew Sanchez

by MattSanchezHater666 December 19, 2014

Smelly BBW Sanchez Refund

It's when a fat girl shits in your soup at a resturant or any food place.

Bob: May i have 4 taco's with a tomato basil soup.
Katrice: total is $6.99 sir
10 minutes later...
Bob: My fucking food is cold, I want a refund.
Katrice: No problem sir (evil grin)

She goes to the back drops a deuce is his soup
and saids to herself, Smelly BBW Sanchez Refund coming up fucker.
She goes back to the front.
Bob: Thank You
Katrice: You have a good one lol.

by Customer Service 588 July 12, 2010

Jorge-Sanchez

Short, Skinny, ugly looking guy, and he thinks he's the shit and he's the biggest fucking player and people feel bad for him because he's pathetic. He has so many stds from guys and girls so you better watch out for his tiny weenie penis and his ass smells like boombow!

Person 1:Do you know Jorge-Sanchez?

Person 2:Yea he has the smallest penis ever!

Person 1: Yeaaa you do know him!

by Jorge Ex-BF February 15, 2010