Blumpkin Salad 

While a girl is giving you The Blumpkin (Taking a shit on the can while receiving a blow job), your stomach becomes sour and end up vomiting all over her hair. This can be caused by excess drinking (blumpkin salad w/ italian dressing), or food poisoning (blumpkin salad w/ bleu cheese).

Jake: Dude, I gave Krista a Blumpkin Salad last night with tons of dressing.

Matt: No way, what kind of dressing?

Jake: She had the bleu cheese, we went to a chinese buffet.

Blumpkin Salad by Mike Du. May 20, 2010

west coast salad 

A bitch so powerful none can stop the tsunami of bitchy that they create.

"Holly shit john is a west cost salad. He just won't shut up."

"He is a huge bitch"

A west coast salad is a bitch so powerful none can stop the tsunami of bitchy they creat.

west coast salad by Robert the frost February 1, 2017

Ass Salad 

Nickname for Al Asad Usmc Airbase in Iraq

They screwed this up at Ass Salad.
This is about as fucked up as Ass Salad. {If you have been there you would know what I mean.)

Ass Salad by MartyB63 January 21, 2009

fruit salad 

1. a mixture of household and prescription medicines (supposedly teenagers illicitly use them to become intoxicated)

2. the ribbons and and badges worn with a military uniform by solders of higher ranks

Don't go to the party just for the fruit salad. You don't know what's in it.

fruit salad by The Return of LightJoker May 1, 2010

egg salad 

A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

Specifically: (a) The soapy substance covering the skin of newborn infants. (b) The cheesy, sebaceous matter which collects between the glans penis and the foreskin.

egg salad by anon November 21, 2002

Tuna Salad 

The licking of a womans ass and vagina at the same time in long back and forth swipes.

"I think I got some lady celery in my mouth when I ate that bitches Tuna Salad."

Tuna Salad by Richie from Jersey March 2, 2010

Poon Salad 

A female with a particularity rough vagina that massacres the mans meat creating a penis that requires vicodin and aloe Vera.

My pecker hurts because i went home with a Poon Salad last night.

Poon Salad by Collective minds of man January 4, 2009